did-you-kno:

The oldest known goldfish lived to 43 years of age.

Source

And it lived in a fish bowl… So it’s kinda counterintuitive to the argument that they should be kept in large tanks. It’s not even a picture of the actual fish being mentioned.

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7/17/2014 (1:01pm) 203,171 notes

mishasminions:

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL


I WANT ALL OF THESE

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7/2/2014 (12:04am)

Someone Stole My Camera

Someone from the greater Columbia, MO area ransacked my room Saturday night after a party that my roommate held…

They stole a bottle of vodka, and my camera with all my photos/videos from Phoenix, Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Las Vegas, and LA. 

They left cash, a hard drive, my Macbook, and much more expensive booze. 

I’m happy that they didn’t take more, but still pissed that they took about 99% of my experiences from my trip out West. I have a clue who it might have been, and hope that the Cops actually take some time to bother the person about it. 

#Mizzou#COMO#East Campus#stolen#camera#Canon

3/10/2014 (2:07pm) 1 note

Haiku #2

caviar wishes and
champagne dreams I thought you needed
yet only craved ease

#haiku#poetry#poet#life

Last weekend I got in a fight (first time for everything I suppose), and I ended up getting three stitches on the top of my head (the other guy broke a rib/slightly punctured a lung so I feel like I came out on top).

I just removed the stitches with an HD webcam, and a very small/sharp pair of scissors.

Guess I’ll go figure out how I can get some free/cheap healthcare for my broke ass. Obama, hit me up!

1/21/2014 (10:28am) 1 note

Haiku

heart opening feeling
present like a constant wind
touched by the moment

Wow, that was actually kind of tough. Haiku seems so simple, but for a guy willing to ramble on it really made me dig in.

#haiku#poetry

Winter Storm Electra provided some inspiration to finally take some photos of my new neighborhood. 

Lemon Curd Tart

I used Ina Garten’s recipe(even though I don’t care for her since that Make-A-Wish incident), and it turned out pretty good. I’d say you can cut the crust in half. That thing was so hard to break through, but tasted great. 

I garnished it with fresh, wild(organic), blackberries that were growing in my front yard yard by a tree, and a sprig of equally fresh/wild/organic mint. Not that I think an organic garnish is important, but just pointing out that you can grow a lot of stuff on your property without even trying… BTW, I made this back in July for my sister’s b-day… oops. 

Recipe